Fella gets a job, which apparently involves making sure no one does anything in a disused mine. As, y'know, those nighthawk coal bandits are a big deal.
Anyway, things get a little odd and eventually it finishes as a bit of a Texas Chainsaw tribute.
It wasn't amazing, but it was definitely watchable, and loads better than the actual Texas Chainsaw Massacre as that film is a right fuckin' puddle of cold wank that idiots seem to love.
Shut up, it's shit.