"Right team!
Third year lucky! This season we've taken every precatuion and remain confident
that the majority of people who stay here for a holiday will not be murdered.
Tim, over to you"
"Thanks, Colin.
Okay, you all know the layout. The catering cabin is available for hot meals
and snacks from 7am until midnight, the boating lake is strictly daylight hours
only, the minibus into town is Tuesday and Friday at noon, the nurse is
available during office hours and, everyone, try and avoid the woods by the
creek as Nigel spotted some seven foot tall fella with a machete wandering
around earlier. He might be a local land owner and the last thing we wanna do
is upset them!"
4/10
Perkin
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