Tuesday, 28 February 2017

02/2017 Friday The 13th 3 (1982)

"Right team! Third year lucky! This season we've taken every precatuion and remain confident that the majority of people who stay here for a holiday will not be murdered. Tim, over to you"

"Thanks, Colin. Okay, you all know the layout. The catering cabin is available for hot meals and snacks from 7am until midnight, the boating lake is strictly daylight hours only, the minibus into town is Tuesday and Friday at noon, the nurse is available during office hours and, everyone, try and avoid the woods by the creek as Nigel spotted some seven foot tall fella with a machete wandering around earlier. He might be a local land owner and the last thing we wanna do is upset them!"



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