Monday, 31 December 2018

Tau (2018)

A young lady is held prisoner in the house of an eccentric tech zillionaire genius. Well, by eccentric, I mean that usual thing of being socially awkward and obsessively neat and tidy, like all tech zillionaires in sci-fi thrillers.

Why can't we get one more realistic?
One who never showers, spends fifteen hours a day wanking over anime porn and only eats Quavers dipped in jam.

Bet Elon Musk is like that. Lots of people shit on about him being a great hope for the future and that's enough to forgive his childish, egocentric behavior. Nah, he's a fucking penis. Yeah, well done mate, you helped design a five seat milkfloat that can do 0-60 in four seconds. And you spent a few billion shooting one into space. You absolute visionary.

Build some fucking hospitals and feed people, then you might be a human worthy of praise, until then you're just a spoilt child with a face begging for an orbital sander.

Oh yeah, the film's pretty good fun.





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