Monday, 31 December 2018

A Quiet Place (2018)

Because this film has actors who have appeared in things deemed worthwhile, the critics decided this film was one of those horrors that they're collectively allowed to drop their yoghurt all over.

Anyway, in the future, the world's gone to bollocks because of a species of alien have invaded and eaten everyone.
They have hyper-sensitive hearing and hunt by sound. Handily though, they're blind as fuck, so you can do the wanker sign at them and they won't know. As long as you shut up.

Tell you what, the people who pass through my work every day would be fucked.
Almost every one of the fuckers is on the phone jabbering some shit to another idiot, in a group of idiots jabbering shit to each other, with a screeching child and, sometimes, absolutely off their tits on their choice of intoxicant and shouting loudly at whatever hallucinatory companion they have tagging along that day.
My personal favourites are the domestic arguments that a couple decide to take out for the day, at full volume.

Yeah, what some people see in this film as a nightmare scenario, I think would be quite a handy social cleansing tool.

Anyway, the film's alright.

The end is dogshit though.


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