Tuesday, 12 June 2012

12/06/12 Twixt (2011)

Bloody hell, it's terrible.

Valarie Kilmer plays Tipsy O'Finnigan, a washed up novelist who writes old shit about pretend witches for a living. He stops in a small town and something about vampires happens.

And some crap-awful fifteen minute long dream sequences.

This was directed by Francis Ford Coppola. Who I've just decided will now be known as Frankie Datsun Crappola.



The least wooden member of the cast.

This was possibly the casting.

"Fuck me, Reggie! You look rough for 25"


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