07/09/13 Phobia (2013)

A lady psychologist in 1880's California puts on a wig and goes to a house. Other people turn up and talk about things they're afraid of. Turns out there might be a vampire or something. When she's wearing the wig, she really, really looks like Christopher Walken.

Turns out I'd probably shag Christopher Walken.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2075280/
6/10

Christopher Walken

Christine Walken

"That's correct! In one hundred years, they'll invent comfortable clothes!"

""Bitch! Talk to the hand, 'cos the nan-face ain't listening."

Seriously! Look at this beard! It's like the shit that used to be painted onto the Action Men of the '70s. Terrible.

See!

Perkin.