Sunday, 5 January 2014

05/01/14 The Mechanic (2011)

Jason Statham plays a character called, seriously, Arthur Bishop. He's normally called something like Lenny Punchfist or Geezer Fightrage. Arthur Bishop?

Anyway, usual ol' shit. He headbutts someone at one point. That's like a signature Brit move. For any foreigns reading this, over here the headbutt is a greeting, if you visit Blighty perform one on the first policeman you see and then on the Queen. You'll receive a knighthood and five castles.

Perkin Bishop.


  1. Bum. I'm going to have watch this now.

  2. I wouldn't push yourself too hard. :D