This started off OK. From about fifteen minutes onwards, it's fucking arse-water.
I think it was trying for the 'Scream', self-knowing horror thing. The town most of the film takes place in is called West Craven. Oh. How clever. Have a biscuit.
It's got some blood and lots of tits. Just as well as I hear there's a shortage of tits on the internet at the moment.
It's strange that I can be such a big horror fan and hate it at the same time. It's frat-boy shit like this that ruins it.