Saturday, 7 March 2015

06/03/15 Devil Girl From Mars (1954)

A posh-voiced dominatrix crashes her UFO in 1950s Scotland and demands that some men come back to Mars with her as all the Martian men have been killed.

By the women in the battle of the sexes.

A tiny bit like The Day The Earth Stood Still but with gender politics taking center stage rather than ecological ones and her version of Gort is really, really shit with flower pots for arms.

It's actually kinda brilliant/rubbish.

"What are you having for breakfast?"
"Thirty cigarettes. You?"
"Do you think people will still be having such stuff for a meal in sixty-one years?"
"In Scotland, yes."

Anne Summers party in the '50s: much more formal. Approximately the same amount of rubber and probes though.

Conduit & Mupp are delighted to be offering this one bedroom starter craft. It benefits from exterior lighting, access ramp and parking for up to nine escape pods. 

In the 1950s, this was pretty much an iPhone.
With flower pots for arms.


iPhones are for cunts.


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  2. Blimey! I am shockingly flattered by your comment!

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