4/10 or possibly loads more if you're pissed/in the mood for utter ballsack viewing.
"Hands up if you're embarrassed"
"Any chance of a lift?"
"Yes, mate. Jump on, I'll drop you at Tesco."
"The name's Mud, Cedric Mud."
Boris Johnson. Total cunt.
"Look, Gary! It's the 'Shop of Yellow Things' where I bought this jacket."
"Miriam, shut up and get in the jeep before these fuckers wake up from their road siesta."